YOU CAN'T HAVE JUST ONE WIENER - Unisex t-shirt

Because One Is Never Enough.

Dog lovers, we see you — especially the ones obsessed with their little sausage-shaped besties. This hilarious and heartwarming tee is a total conversation starter, perfect for dachshund fans who know that one wiener dog is never enough.

Whether you're repping your pup obsession or gifting it to a fellow dog fanatic, this tee brings the perfect mix of humor, style, and adorable energy.

Key Features:

100% cotton for soft, breathable comfort
High-quality vintage-style print that pops
Durable, wearable, and wash-friendly
Unisex fit that works for everyone
The best gift for dachshund lovers and dog collectors alike

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	CHEST (cm)
XS	68.6	42	78.7-86.4
S	71.1	45.7	86.4-94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5-104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7-114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8-124.5
2XL	81.3	66	127-134.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	137.2-144.8
4XL	86.4	76.2	147.3-155
5XL	89	78.7	157.5-165

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